April 19th 2008- Madonna and three of my favorite human beings (Timberland, Timberlake, Pharrell) made love in a candy shop & nine months later, a musical masterpiece gushed forth; Hard Candy.I fucking LOVED this album when it dropped and my feelings have not changed: Madonna aint got no expiration date & her sugar is still sticky sweet 4 years later.

-Happy Fucking Birthday to my sweetheart Keys Vibrant. I’m tipsy, sitting on a bus with her a my good friend Scary, en-route to NYC for her b’day celebration: 4 days of big parties & big ideas in the Big Apple.

-Fuck Charts. Fuck Sales. I’m only interested in the music. I whipped out the deluxe version of M.D.N.A. and played it for all the room-mates today; the unanimous approval of everyone in ear shot is proof positive that this shit is hot. As I’ve said since the release date, good work, Madonna. Good work!