-I’ve heard that “blood is thicker than water” but my patience is getting thinner by the minute. Spending ‘quality family time’ has become a game of enduranc for me; how much longer can I pretend to be wholesome & normal?

-I’ve heard that “blood is thicker than water” but my patience is getting thinner by the minute. Spending ‘quality family time’ has become a game of enduranc for me; how much longer can I pretend to be wholesome & normal?

•Posted at 01:06pm
“Free your mind and your ass will follow.” -Tell me that my dad isn’t badass for that shirt. We’re both buzzed and en-route to see George Clinton live. Now this is what you’d call “father son bonding.”

“Free your mind and your ass will follow.” -Tell me that my dad isn’t badass for that shirt. We’re both buzzed and en-route to see George Clinton live. Now this is what you’d call “father son bonding.”

•Posted at 05:32pm
I’m hopefully heading to Baltimore later this afternoon.

-Nothing like an upcoming family reunion to get my stomach growling already; I REALLY CANNOT WAIT FOR THAT FOOD. As for the actual ‘reunion’ part, I’ve got to get my game-face on & pretend as if I remember even half the names of all 1,000,000+ relatives (and the weather better not ruin my trip).

 •Posted at 10:31am
What exactly is a ‘normal’ Mother-Son conversation?

-According to my college associates giving your mom relationship advice is bizarre and ‘inappropriate.’ She IS NOT my friend by any stretch, but why pretend as if she suddenly lost all her sexuality the moment she gave birth? My mother still dates, and thus, occasionally needs a bit of help. Those uncomfortable with the idea that their parent(s) still fuck need to get over it; You’ll be old and horny one day too.

 •Posted at 09:25pm

My Poor Unfortunate Weekend:

-The planned trip to VA just got cancelled …bummer.
-My folks are going out of town for an entire week, without me.
-I’m quite envious; their social lives seem way more fun :|
 •Posted at 06:44pm
-I’m with my ‘little bros’ at their Elementary School picnic. Walking these tiny ass hallways and looking at these smug little faces make me so thankful that I’m done with Public School.

-I’m with my ‘little bros’ at their Elementary School picnic. Walking these tiny ass hallways and looking at these smug little faces make me so thankful that I’m done with Public School.

•Posted at 02:04pm
It’s sad when your parents throw a house party you knew nothing about. I’M ENVIOUS AS HELL. •Posted at 09:16pm
-Obligatory Mother’s Day Post: We’ve had our ups, and we’ve had our downs, but my Mama learned to keep an open mind & an open heart. I see her through a different light sinced I moved out & I now love her ghetto fabulous ass more than ever.

-Obligatory Mother’s Day Post: We’ve had our ups, and we’ve had our downs, but my Mama learned to keep an open mind & an open heart. I see her through a different light sinced I moved out & I now love her ghetto fabulous ass more than ever.

•Posted at 04:00pm
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