-Happy Fucking Birthday to my sweetheart Keys Vibrant. I’m tipsy, sitting on a bus with her a my good friend Scary, en-route to NYC for her b’day celebration: 4 days of big parties & big ideas in the Big Apple.

I LOVE YOU: it can mean a lot of things… like “you’ll do ‘till someone better comes along,” or “I can’t describe how I really feel but I know that I’m supposed to say this,” or “Shut up, I’m watching TV.” 

-Fast food and alcohol seem to satisfy us all. Spiking the soft drinks at Burger King w/ my lady Octavia; we’re young, broke, beautiful, and in a constant search fort a good time.

The many (equally beautiful) faces of Ms Kylie Minogue.