-Nature Calls; as we’re strolling through the neighborhoods of Norfolk, we noticed just how gorgeous the city can be in Spring time. Real men like flowers and shit…

-Fast food and alcohol seem to satisfy us all. Spiking the soft drinks at Burger King w/ my lady Octavia; we’re young, broke, beautiful, and in a constant search fort a good time.

-Painting fingernails & Rolling Joints; two fundamental skills I learned this weekend! A real man has the delicate hands to do nail art, even when under the influence. I’m just sayin…

-Me, JB, & NYE in NYC: roaming the Big Apple with this chick was too much fun!

-Lounging in iHop, waiting for my table with Vanessa aka V-Nasty aka Blondie aka White Lightning aka Viva la White Girl aka Joon Cleaver aka Mrs Fischer aka Mama Ratch. Did I leave any out, my dear?

-I’m Totally Baked with two of my favorite white girls; dining out is always more fun when out of your mind, if you know what I mean. And maybe it’s these herbs typing, but this Thai Food is especially ‘delicious.’ This was definitely the HIGHlight of my evening.

-My vacation here at Virginia Tech has been pretty good so far; daily compliments on my hair, free party invites, endless beer (which I’ve learned to enjoy since I’ve been here). ‘Maroon & Orange’ go well with my complection as well. Fuck, its a shame VT is in the middle of Nowheresville, Blacksburg.

sqdbby:

we encourage undeRAGE drinking !!